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[brokenbowfetish]

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[overeducated]

CONTACT: doctor.the@compass.net
MESSAGE: Equius Zahhak!

. . . That's you right?

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> Yes, it is
D --> Why do you ask

[overeducated]

Word is that you're a decent mechanic.

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> I am e%cellent at almost any sort of mechani%
D --> Are you in need of assistance

[overeducated]

Future assistance! Or present assistance if you don't mind utilities.

Either way, yes, assistance would be appreciated. More specifically, would it be acceptable to mark you down as a to-be assistant on a list of other ship-wide assistants?

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> You mean like a team of assistants
D --> I suppose I can help
D --> There isn't much else to do around here

Forwarded e-mail. Day 3, week 4. (Sorry Dandy...! ;;; )

[overeducated]

NEW! IMPORTANT! URGENT! CRITICAL! SHINY! READ, READ, READ! MAKE SURE TO READ.

RIGHT.

YOU MUST BE READING THIS.

GOOD.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE.

You should be reading this because there's a new mechanics shop opening down in hold 1. Where's hold 1? Down the stairs? Down a couple stairs? No, not the one with the glowy snakes of death; the clean one, with the working lights. Go down any stairs, keep right, zig zag a little, straight past the greyish blue with a hint of green container, right again, slight left, and cap it off with a forty-six degree turn to your right, and you'll find it. You can't miss it.

What else can't you miss? A moment to SHINE. Maybe. If anything you find actually shines. I'd be surprised. We'd all be surprised. And then wonder why you were giving away something from your home planet.

But to get to the point, down in hold 1, we're SELLING and TAKING mechanical knick-knacks, doohickeys or thingamabobs of any type. In fact, bring this message, and get a free bag of bolts, on the house.

So don't be shy, pop by!

( And don't think for a second that we'd hold it against you if you didn't. I mean, for us to do so would only be a natural reaction. )

hi backdated + HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ARMS BUT

[flunkee]

CONTACT: enma.kozato@compass.net
MESSAGE: hey equius
can i ask you something
it's about trolls i think

BUT ARMS ARE MY FAVORITE THING

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> Something about trolls
D --> What is it

you will get all the arms uwu

[flunkee]

i think so anyway
so um
does pupa mean anything weird to you guys

\o/

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> Pupa
D --> Well, we go through a pupation stage
D --> Because we are hatched as larva
D --> I don't know what it might mean other than that
D --> What is the conte%t

[flunkee]

[ HELP TROLLS DON'T MAKE SENSE ]

oh um
this girl called me pupa
the compass says her name is vrisko or something like that.
except she made a huge deal about it
i just got confused

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> Vriska
D --> She was calling you pupa
D --> In that case, I think she was referencing an old wriggler tale called Pupa Pan
D --> Hmm

D --> Has she recently belittled you in any way or tried to seriously maim you

[These are obviously on the same level of bad.]

text; backdated to week 7 day six!

[rogueofheart]

CONTACT: nepeta.leijon@compass.net
MESSAGE: :33 < *ac has an impurrtant question fur her meowrail!*
:33 < *she stresses the urgency

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> *CT takes out his watch/computer and starts to type back an answer in similar third-person manner but then he wonders why they should be having such an urgent conversation in this manner and dispenses with it*
D --> So now that that's out of the way
D --> What is it

[rogueofheart]

[There's a good few minutes before she gets to reply.]

:33 < kyo is taking me to a grocery store
:33 < i dont think he knows where it is or if it even has anything
:33 < do you know about it?

[brokenbowfetish]

[He gets worried during the delay, and is up and about to be on his way to find her when she finally answers back.]


D --> I have been to the grocery store
D --> It had some foods like cheese, bread, fruit and vegetables
D --> Stuff like that

D --> Who is Kyo

[rogueofheart]

[Her responses are quicker now, firing them back as soon as he replies. She may be walking and texting, but she keeps a good momentum going.]

:33 < a furriend i made!
:33 < grumpy but harmless
:33 < he wants to know if they have haddock there

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> That's a type of fish, right
D --> I don't think so
D --> It seemed to be lacking in meat products

[flunkee]

CONTACT: enma.kozato@compass.net
MESSAGE: equius
hey can i talk to you

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> Yes of course
D --> What is it

[flunkee]

i wanted to apologize for something

[brokenbowfetish]

D --> Apologize for what, e%actly

forgot to mention WEEK 10 DAY 7ish ;w;

[flunkee]

i lost the arm you made me
a jackal cut it off the other week and i didn't have time to look for it

sure thing!

[brokenbowfetish]

[...seriously Enma...]

D --> I see
D --> Apology a%epted

[He supposes.]

D --> I guess you want a new one